Fuck

Remember when Elon Musk dropped acid?

rubensmuse:

starwarsepisodeiv:

I SAW GOODY PROCTOR FAKE A TASK

I SAW GOODY PROCTOR VENT

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clown-prince-of-lies:

squided:

lazorsandparadox:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

kuroba101:

mediocre-latinist:

ants-are-fascinating:

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

Ant 1: “we thought you were dead”

Ant 2:

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saturnine-powerbomb:

broccoli-goblin:

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

me when i walk around like a gay moron

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fat-mabari:

setbabiesonfire:

becausebirds:

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

why birb

why

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

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a-singular-canadian:

stuffedgrapeleaves:

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

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witch-boots:

emofag420:

the-vengeful-crobat:

flirtyfawn:

I hate living in Texas.

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

Definitely pro-Satan.

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